Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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