saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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