He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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