I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You were trust falling into bushes
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
