He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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