P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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