i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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