That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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