I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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