well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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