Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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