whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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