but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
vagina is talking i cant
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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