She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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