Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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