just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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