maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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