I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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