i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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