You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
