well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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