i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
i out mim tonsoeep
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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