That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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