I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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