everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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