talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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