Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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