Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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