the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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