It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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