I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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