I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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