the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just forgot I was standing up.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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