She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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