Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
do nipples grow back?
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