peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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