You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so let's talk penis.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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