Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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