Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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