Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
