what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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