I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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