BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
