i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I will be naked everywhere
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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