Its about making memories worth repressing
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
nutella sex= disaster
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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