i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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