I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
im on a boat
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