is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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