His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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