Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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