Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Randomize
