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508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.

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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend

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(971): View more from Oregon

So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"

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(905): View more from Toronto

found the other keg... it's in the tree

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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.

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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers

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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.

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(718): View more from New York

He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina

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(703): View more from Virginia

He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome

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