Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.