I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.