sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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