And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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