can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
