New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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