butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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