therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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