shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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